Friday, July 17, 2009

CM PRESS # 753




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TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH OF US...

NORTH--Santa Ana--Man shot in front of market. LINK
SOUTH--Newport Beach--No one shot in front of any market again today.
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In 1958, STEVE MCQUEEN HELPED SAVE THE WORLD BY SENDING THE BLOB TO THE ARCTIC
Now (thanks to global warming), the ice is melting and the hungry blob, aware that McQueen is no longer around to save us, is on its way back to civilization. LINK

No doubt, one local lefty sissy boy is wetting his pants over this. Don't worry, sissy boy, the blob still has to get past Sarah Palin. She'll protect you.

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SAUDI FAMILY SUES GENIE (No, not the genie in the photo. A "real" genie.)

As more Muslims come to America, we may also soon have a genie problem.
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WHO YA CALLIN' A MAJORITY? [Lefties, cover your eyes and send your children--the ones you haven't aborted, of course--out of the room, we're about to mention a color that you hate.]
White people are only about 9% of the Earth's population. (The term "White people" is defined here to mean indigenous Europeans still in Europe and in the European diaspora.)
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THREE LATINOS ARRESTED AT OC FAIR IN ONE INCIDENT
One groped woman, one hit woman, one delayed officers. No word on citizenship status of the three.
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WHERE IS COLIN MCCARTHY?
The Planning Commissioner hasn't offered any comments about his behavior on the dais this week. Folks want to know if Colin has gone all squishy or not.
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DAY 14 AND ALLEGED ATTACKERS OF LATINA STILL HAVEN'T BEEN FOUND
Odd, is it not? Why, it's almost as though they never existed.
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SOCIALIST AMERICA SINKING
Pat Buchanan gets it right again.
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LHC--OOPS!

Good grief. Vacuum leaks were discovered in Sectors 2-3 and 8-5, so parts of those sectors will have to be brought up to room temperature to repair the leaks. This pushes the start of the LHC from September to November. LINK


This has to be frustrating to Dr. Peter Higgs who is now 80-years-old and who is almost certain to get the Nobel Prize in physics if the LHC finds the sub-atomic particle named after him (the Higgs Boson) that Higgs theorizes will prove his theory of the Higgs Field that makes existence possible by imparting mass to everything in existence.


In simplest terms, according to Higgs, without the Higgs Field and the Higgs Boson, nothing would exist as we know it in the universe. No stars, no planets, no people, nothing. That's why some have called the Higgs Boson, the God Particle, a name which Higgs and most physicists don't like.


Although the Fermi Lab (LINK) in Chicago is also trying to find the Higgs Boson, it is generally believed that its Tevatron Collider isn't powerful enough to do the job.
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CM PRESS # 895

ANTI-SWAMP PRO-TRUMPISM CANDIDATES STARTING TO STEP UP ACROSS THE COUNTRY #                                                                ...