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NOTORIOUS TRASH CAN BURNER PICKS DANCING SNEEN FOR ONE OF HIS VOTES THIS YEAR(This is not a photo of Sneen or Smith)In his column in the almost daily Daily Pilot today, Auntie Steve Smith, the
ADDP's resident scold and notorious trash can burner, says he's going to cast one of his three votes for Bill
Sneen for City Council this year.
LINKIn contrast to Smith's impression, the CM PRESS put
Sneen on our list of the four worst candidates:
Sneen, Reedy,
McEvoy and Moss.
Here's a little that we know about
Sneen.
He's a newbie and just seemed to fall out of bed one day and decide to grace us with his candidacy. His
manner seems patrician and yuppie. During the candidates' forum, he praised a "foundry" on the
Westside, but didn't seem to know its name.
He told the audience that he specializes in Hispanic marketing (our guess is that this is the reason Auntie Smith likes him). His answers were often couched in dance around language using stock phrases.
For example, when he was asked about what an
acceptable density would be in residential and commercial areas, he was totally unprepared and didn't have a clue. As he verbally danced, he mumbled "That's a difficult question," and then finally said that he agreed with [
Flopsy] Foley who had answered earlier by saying it depends on the area.
On a question about a possible
19th Street bridge (he opposes), his answer was mostly non-responsive and he switched to talking about the 55 Freeway. And, while there is a strong link between the traffic from the 55 and a possible 19
th Street bridge,
Sneen's comments were off the mark and mostly just vague babble.
On a question about whether
Banning Ranch should be left natural or developed, he again didn't have much of a clue and began his dance with the throat clearing "Very controversial," and ended up at some point by trying to straddle the issue with a middle of the road "minimize development."
In fact, all of
Sneen's answers seemed calculated to avoid having to be for or against anything.
We imagine:Q. Are you for or against [fill in the blank]? A. Well, that's a very deep question and it requires much thought and [thinking: I don't even understand the question so I better keep dancing], why, I think the employees of this city are doing a fine job, a very fine job, and well, of course, most people, ah, and well, I will come down strongly, strongly, I say, for listening to the people, and my door will always be open, and residents of Costa Mesa should be very happy that we have such fine employees who keep on top of these things.Here's some actual snippets from Sneen's campaign brochure given out at the candidates' forum:"As a non-partisan
[Why aren't you partisan? Don't you have opinions?] member [of the City Council] I will apply this successful experience [business experience marketing to Hispanics] to build consensus [Oh boy, another consensus builder] and help create a proactive [standard yuppie word] business plan [Ohhh, a business plan] that meets the expressed goals of Costa Mesa residents." [Which expressed goals? Which residents? Illegal aliens?]"If elected, I will continue to support other needs expressed by Costa Mesa residents."
WE TRANSLATE: I don't have any opinions or ideas and I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm a real swell guy and you peons should be happy that I'm running. And, I know how to string together vague words to make it sound as though I do know what I'm doing.Look folks, we don't need City
Councilmembers who don't bring in any views or ideas but who say they'll just do what residents want. It's arrogant of such candidates to think we even need them at all.
This goes for all candidates: TELL US YOUR IDEAS AND VISION. We'll then decide if we think that's what we want. Don't just tell us you want to be on the Council to listen to residents.We need people on the Council who have ideas and a vision on how to make Costa Mesa a nicer city.
Frankly, we think
Sneen is a candidate of the out of town industrialists and the squishes who want Costa Mesa to be an illegal alien sanctuary.
We'll be studying
Sneen's and all other candidates' statements filed with the Registrar of Voters and translating them as the election season continues.
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UPDATE ON SNEEN--Tuesday, August 26, 2008, 6:31 PM-- Sneen has been seen!
After a Return to Reason sad little man, whose tiny brain has barely enough wattage to trigger his flaccid imp
otent muscles, started defending Sneen, we began talking to improvement minded people about Mr. Sneen and the other candidates.
Some have long felt that some of the Return to Reason liberals--stung badly in the last election--would try to field a stealth candidate or two who might try to slip under the radar and who wouldn't be identified as Return to Reason.
Could it be that Sneen is one of those candidates, we wondered?
We called Mr. Sneen today to learn more.
And, the dance began...
We put our right foot forward and asked Mr. Sneen if he's a Republican or Democrat.
Sneen put his left foot forward and replied that he has mostly voted Republican during his life.
We moved our right foot to the side and said that was nice, but the question was about his party affiliation.
He turned his left foot all about and told us that was a matter of public record.
We spun all around and replied that we could look it up, but why didn't he just tell us?
He then hopped to the left and said that he had been a registered Republican but is now an independent.
And so it went.
He said that he feels that politics shouldn't be involved in City Council matters. He also said he believes that illegal immigration is a federal matter, that he speaks fluent Spanish, and that he lived in Mexico for three years.
He said that he has been meeting with various people in the city, including many at City Hall, and that he already has, or is planning on meeting with Joe Erickson, Mary Hornbuckle, Peter Buffa and others.
He said he was unaware of the plan to turn the Westside into a new Huntington Park that some were proposing in 1999 and 2000 but felt that wouldn't be a good idea, although he wasn't able to articulate why it wouldn't be a good idea other than that the Westside is diverse.
On crime and gangs, he said that he believes Costa Mesa has problems in this regard because we have some low income areas in the city. We pressed him to explain why he thinks we have low income areas while Newport Beach, Fountain Valley, Huntington Beach and Irvine don't have such areas or, if they do, why they don't have the high crime rate and gang problems that he believes are caused by our low income areas, and how it is that we seem to be trending more like Santa Ana than these other cities that surround us? He indicated he didn't have an answer.
We asked if he had supported Bruce Garlich and Mike Schaefer in the last election and he said he thinks he may have voted for them but that he was not part of Return to Reason.
He voluntarily brought up the subject of creating a business plan for Costa Mesa. This is a subject he also broached at the candidates' forum and it's also mentioned on his campaign flyer.
Given the fact that he brings this up so much, we asked if he planned on creating a proforma business plan to illustrate to the voters exactly what he has in mind, and he said that he had no plans to do so.
We asked why he has suddenly decided to run for the council when he doesn't seem to have been very active in the city. He replied that he has been active with the Boy Scouts and the Measure A Committee. We pointed out that being active with the Boy Scouts is not really being involved with the city, and that Measure A is a school district matter.
He said he had read the CM PRESS this morning, and we thanked him for reading it. We asked if there was anything we got wrong that he would like us to correct and he replied that he hadn't just fallen out of bed and decided to run for the council.
BOTTOM SEVERAL LINES: Our impression is still that Mr. Sneen tries to avoid answering direct questions in a direct manner and dances around them in a most liberal way. Mr. Sneen shall continue to be known as Dancing Sneen around the CM PRESS HQ. But that's just our opinion.
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REMAKE OF FATHER KNOWS BEST STARRING MICHELLE AND BARACK

The first night of the Democrat convention looked like a remake of Father Knows Best. The only thing missing was having Obama with a pipe in his hand.
Looking at Michelle and Barack, we wonder if a conversation in their household might not sound a little like this:
Michele: Get in here Barack!
Barack: Not tonight, honey, I have a headache.
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Those are our opinions. Thanks for reading them.