IN N.H., 700 OF 796 STIMULUS JOBS ARE JUST THE RETENTION OF STATE WORKERS IN THEIR OLD JOBSLINK# # #ILLEGAL ALIENS TRUMP VETERANS AT U.S. MEDICAL OFFICESLINK# # #TED KENNEDY CONCERNED ABOUT HIS SUCCESSORHey Teddy, no problem. Just go into any bar in South Boston and grab the first drunk you see. Job done. LINK# # #TRIAL UNDERWAY FOR BLACKS WHO TORTURED AND MURDERED YOUNG WHITE COUPLESet man on fire, repeatedly raped his girlfriend, doused her with bleach before killing her. Didn't read much about this atrocity in the lefty main stream press, did you? Instead, you were treated to emotional "hate-crime" stories where a white person may have yelled at a black after a traffic altercation or some such nonsense. LINK# # #
FROM THE LHCSectors 12, 78,56 are now near operational temperature. Sector 34, is the only one still at room temperature. Staff is replacing some flexible vacuum hoses that appear prone to develop leaks at very low temperatures with rigid ones, so parts of some sectors may be warmed up again.
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DOWN AT THE DMV AND OBAMACARE CENTERIn walks one liberal gentleman who is in his mid or late 80's, by the name of Joe Bell, who pens a column for the lefty almost daily Daily Pilot in Newport-Mesa. He is bleeding from a cut on his arm (also from his bleeding liberal heart).
JB: I'm here...
Clerk: Take a seat.
JB: But...
Clerk: I said, take a seat.
JB: Okay.
(An hour passes.)
Clerk: You over there. What's your number?
JB: (Walks to counter.) I have this...
Clerk: Where's your number?
JB: Number?
Clerk: Yes, you were supposed to take a number when you came in.
JB: But, I didn't know that.
Clerk: Sorry Sir, please go take a number and wait until it's called.
(Several hours later,
JB's number is called.)
Clerk: Are you here for a driver's license or for medical care?
JB: (Now faint from blood loss.) I don't remember...ah driver's license I think.
Clerk: New or renewal?
JB: Ah, renewal I think.
Clerk: Let me see your present license. (
JB hands it to him.) Sir, you're more than eighty years old. That's too old to drive and you seem to be confused. I have to confiscate your driver's license.
JB: Confused? Oh, wait. Now I remember, I came here for this gash on my arm. I'm just a little light headed because of blood loss.
Clerk: Sir, you distinctly told me that you were here for a driver's license, not medical care. You'll have to go wait in that other line.
(Several hours pass.)
Clerk: Number 3,459.
JB: (Now punch drunk from loss of blood.)
Yesh,
Ise dat noomber youse jest called.
Clerk: Okay, Sir, what is your medical problem?
JB: Ise can't
remem...ah, oh, yeah, I'm...bleating..
Clerk: Bleating?
JB: Yes, bleating...bleating, from my...
Clerk: Well, Sir, I'm afraid because of your age, we can't afford to give you a
bandaid. We need to save those for illegal immigrants who are younger. Please go through that door over there marked "
Soylent Green."
THE END
[Speaking of bleating, and as you might expect, Joe Bell has a different take on this
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