WE IMAGINE...A MESSAGE IS SENT FROM THE SLOPES BY KATRINA...
YOO HOO, COSTA MESANS, THANKS FOR ELECTING ME TO THE CITY COUNCIL SO I CAN MISS MEETINGS TO GO SKIING!
Oh, and by the way, I'm still working on that letter to President Bush about securing the border. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
When I get back, I have some big plans to make your lives better in Costa Mesa.
First, I'm going to collect canned food for poor people in Malaysia. Then, I'm going to send clothes to people in Nigeria. And, I hear the weather hasn't been good in Cambodia so I intend to collect umbrellas to send there.
Now, aren't you glad you elected me to help make your life better?
Just think of me as Snow Bunny Katrina.
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