Friday, August 1, 2008

CM PRESS # 442

Last updated: August 2, 2008, 10:00 AM--Scroll down to "Yet Another Invisible..."story and to "Meanwhile"














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WHO'S RUNNING SO FAR?

As of the close of business yesterday, the following individuals have pulled nomination papers at City Hall in Costa Mesa. Now, these individuals have to gather 20 valid signatures from registered voters in Costa Mesa and return the nomination papers by August 8.

We know that one more is waiting to the last minute to file, and there will probably be others as well.

Katrina Foley (Known as the Snow Bunny or Flopsy around the CM PRESS HQ.)
Gary Monahan (The Leprechaun)
Eric Bever (An improvement activist. Code name Leveitto.)
Linda Dixon (Lump on a log.)
Lisa Reedy (A pal of Foley and the slums.)
Bill Sneen (An unknown.)
Nicholas S. Moss (An unknown.)
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LHC

As of today, 8/1, it looks as though Sector 78 has now been cooled down almost to absolute zero with all other sectors. So, the 17 mile tunnel is ready for a couple of thousand tests and then the commissioning of the first beam in a few weeks, perhaps. LINK

As we mentioned before, Peter Higgs is sure to get the Nobel Prize in Physics if the Higgs Boson, whose existence he predicted about forty years ago, is seen.

What we forgot to mention, is that Stephen Hawking will probably also get a Nobel Prize in Physics if the radiation that bears his name--Hawking radiation--is found, and, as theorized, snuffs out any black holes that might be produced by the LHC before they destroy the earth.
(Ah, guffaw, guffaw, snort, snort, that would be Mensa Stevie to some local dimwits who are too stupid to know that the word "Mensa," as used by the high IQ society of that name, is from Latin, not Spanish, and means "table.")
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UPDATES BELOW--AUGUST 1, 2008, 12:22 PM

YET ANOTHER INVISIBLE MAN BEING SOUGHT BY CMPD

Here's the description of an outstanding criminal suspect from the almost-daily Daily Pilot today: " The man, whom police describe as between 5-foot-4 and 5-foot-8, in his 20s and wearing a black hooded sweat shirt and dark pants...." LINK


You can distinguish this invisible man from the one the other day, in that the other invisible man was wearing granny glasses.

If you see (?) either of these two invisible men or the many other invisible men who are committing crimes in Costa, be sure to call the CMPD.

UPDATE, August 2, 2008, 10:00 AM: The almost-daily Daily Pilot has now added "Latino" to its online report on this incident.

UPDATE, August 1, 2008, 5:00 PM: The suspect has been identified as a Latino in the OC Register: "The suspect, described as Latino, in his 20s and 5-foot-4 to 5-foot-8, was seen driving away in a dark sport utility vehicle." LINK

Now, why didn't the almost-daily Daily Pilot tell us that? Never fear, as soon as a white commits a crime, the almost-daily Daily Pilot will be sure that you don't miss the fact that he's white.


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Meanwhile...

We've still seen no newspaper reports of the alleged beating of a Latino by whites as claimed by the anonymous brown racist puke and his squish friend Chicken Little. But this defective duo want you to know that the real problem in Costa Mesa is not a high violent non-white crime rate--even though the statistics say otherwise--but a high white crime rate.

Oh, and they want you to know that the Fourth Reich is about to march down Harbor Blvd. to set off fireworks, not raise taxes, close the parks to people who just want to have fun, and do all sorts of other meany things to you if you so much as have a tan.

And, remember, the brown racist puke and the squish Chicken Little want you to know that, if you can't find enough real violent crimes by white gangs in Costa Mesa to prove that violent white gangs are the real problem, you just have to close your eyes and believe.

Last Updated: August 2, 2008, 10:00 AM--Still no reports of any Latino man being pulled out of his car and being beaten by whites as alleged by the two characters mentioned above. Perhaps they have a problem. If it did happen, how did they learn about it when no one else seems to have heard about it? Is there a leaker in the CMPD who calls these guys and gives them information the department is trying to keep confidential? If it didn't happen, then they have no credibility.

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