OH NO! WE SCANNED THE HORIZON THIS MORNING FROM THE UPPER FLOORS OF THE CM PRESS SKYSCRAPER AND WE SAW A MAD MAXIAN HORDE OF MIXED UP GENDER AND PECULIARLY COIFFED BARBARIANS ASSEMBLING
The unions were right. The horde has learned that Costa Mesa has a balanced budget and now they're on the way here to pillage.
What will we do without a helicopter? What will we do with out all those out of town union employees (actually, they already went home to their far flung cities)? What will we do without the police A-Frame to save us?
We have it! Let's all go over to Wendy Leece's house. She lives in a gated community, so we should all be safe from the horde.
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Those are our opinions, so you know they're right.
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