Wednesday, October 20, 2010

CM PRESS # 292


LEFTY JOE BELL CRAWLS OUT OF THE TANK OF SOYLENT GREEN AGAIN--SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP PUT HIM BACK IN
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Makes stupid  and predictable comments about the election in Costa Mesa (he lives in Newport Beach). 


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STATE TO SELL FAIRGROUNDS TO FACILITIES MANAGEMENT WEST
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Hmmmm. Since Costa Mesa and FMW were once going to buy the fairgrounds together, and presumably had inside information on each other's strategies, etc., we wouldn't be surprised if we start hearing some folks wondering, rightly or wrongly, if there might be a breach of fiduciary responsibility. Of course, we don't know all the facts, and it is the facts that are determinative.
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ROEDER ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT TODAY

Costa Mesa City Manager Allan Roeder announced today that he will retire in March of 2011.

We're sure many others who have watched City Hall over the past years will agree with us that Mr. Roeder has some extraordinary skills and will be missed. 

The CM PRESS has constantly been impressed with the way Roeder has been able to deftly handle very different personalities of many different city councils, staff and ordinary citizens.

We're not sure one can teach the talents that Roeder has--you may have to be born with them--but if they can be taught, he might consider teaching some courses at OCC or other local college if he remains in Costa Mesa.
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VOTE 1 TO WIN 2

We channel the sub-atomic particles that make up Stephen Hawking and the entire universe...

There are subtle and unseen forces in the universe. They are beneath and make our everyday reality. 

To defeat the forces of evil in Costa Mesa this year, you must vote for one candidate only for the City Council--Jim Righeimer.

Jim Righeimer is number one on your ballot.  Vote only for him.  Vote for no other.This will bring a win for two candidates: Jim Righeimer and Wendy Leece.  This is not magic.  It is science.  It is probability made manifest. 

Cast one vote only.  Cast this one vote for Jim Righeimer.  Do not cast a second vote.

That is all.
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BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WANT ANOTHER SCIENTIFIC OPINION...

I asked the witch doctor how to vote this year
And the witch doctor he spoke into my ear
He said that
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me how to be a rhymer
My friend the witch doctor, he said to vote Righeimer
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
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Those are our opinions.  Thanks for reading them.

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