Thursday, October 22, 2009

CM PRESS # 848


HUH? MAYBE IT'S THE VOODOO OR POSSIBLY SOMETHING IN THE WATER?

Here are the opening lines from a column at the 5-day-a-week Daily Voice (LINK), penned by Jim Fitzpatrick, who is Costa Mesa's newest Planning Commissioner:

"I went on a mission once to Haiti. My family has a dear friend, a priest from Boston, who married me and also each of my two brothers."

So, is Fitzpatrick describing a polygamous homosexual priest who is now married to Fitzpatrick and his two brothers?

A little further on, Fitzpatrick writes this:

"They say Haiti is 80% Catholic and 100% voodoo. A poor country, but dawned their Sunday best to attend church as a community."

Ah, Mr. Fitzpatrick, we think you mean "donned," unless, of course, the clothes sort of rose in the sky that morning. Might be that voodoo stuff. Say, did you read our comments on how zombies are starving because they can't find many brains on the Council and on the two Commissions?

At any rate, if this one column by Fitzpatrick is a clue, we look forward to many Yogi Berra type moments at Planning Commission meetings.
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IS THIS GUY'S COMMENT, WELL...YOU KNOW...?

Here's a letter in the almost daily Daily Pilot today from Dennis Short (LINK), in which Short praises the Pilot for hiring a non-white guy who, in Short's words, provides "a much needed perspective to our mostly white community."

Turn it around. Suppose someone praised a newspaper in a mostly black community for hiring a white guy who provides "a much needed perspective to our mostly black community." What do you think the response would be?

Moving along with Mr. Short, but just a little...

Long time readers may recall that back when the Costa Mesa City Council was working on closing down the Job Center in, ah, Costa Mesa, Short, who lives and works in Newport Beach, came to a Costa Mesa City Council meeting and gave what was supposed to be the moment of silence before the meeting ("moment of silence" is the PC term for prayer), but instead railed against the Council for wanting to close the Job Center.

After that, the CM PRESS tried to contact Short to see if he'd be willing to open a new Job Center on his Church's property in Newport Beach, but we never received a reply.

As we fairly drip with the milk of human kindness, we'd like to repeat our offer:

Mr.Short, how about opening a Job Center on your church's property in Newport Beach?

Let us know if you'd like to do this, and we'll be only too happy to hand out leaflets to the suspected illegal aliens who solicit work from street corners in Costa Mesa, letting them know that they can now look for work at your Church.
But wait a minute...if you respond right now, we'll even give some of the day workers a free ride to your church!

And, if you say "Holy Moly" we'll double the offer and give even more day workers a ride to your church!

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SOME ON THE COSTA MESA CITY COUNCIL AND THE TWO COMMISSIONS ARE SAFE FROM STARVING ZOMBIES



Zombies like to eat brains.




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BEST CITIES IN WHICH TO LIVE ARE WHITE
So says this article that, unlike PC loon articles, actually uses facts.LINK
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