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7:20 PM IN COSTA MESA AND NO END OF THE WORLD IN SIGHT
Link to other news of the dud prediction.
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BUSINESS BOOMING FOR DANISH SPERM
Women looking for tall Nordic looking offspring with blue eyes.
Natural selection working itself out in less than a hit and miss fashion.
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DON'T FORGET--WORLD ENDS TODAY AT 6 PM
[UPDATE: It's already early in the morning of the 22nd in Australia and nothing happened. Surprised? Well, maybe Harold was off by a continent and something will happen here in Costa Mesa at 6pm our time. Yawn]
According to Harold Camping's followers it'll start in Australia with a massive earthquake at 6 pm and then move around the planet at 6 pm in each time zone.
While you're waiting you may want to listen to Is That All There Is by Peggy Lee (HERE).
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CITY OF DUMBVILLE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE SO MANY PIGEONS IN THE CITY
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| Pigeon Lady feeding pigeons. |
And, local newspaper continues to run gushy columns about a Pigeon Lady whose Great White Mother neurosis is wrongly praised as compassion.
At the same time, residents are fleeing the city to places where they won't be bombed by pigeons all day long and where they can pursue their idea of happiness free from the nutcakes in Dumbville.
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