HEY HUGE HEAD!
Hey, CM PRESS, did you see the article in the Daily Pilot about the theory that people with bigger brains are smarter?
Man, if your head size is any clue about your brain size, you must be the smartest guy on the planet.
Cabeza Pinhead
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Dear Mr. Pinhead:
Thank you for noticing the large size of our head. As you probably know, a big head means that one has a big...or was that big hands? Whatever.
Look, don't be fooled by the size of the package, Mr. Pinhead. There may be plenty of empty space within. We can assure you that there's plenty of empty space in this noggin. And, big heads aren't always the best things to have. They cause you to fall over and trip.
But, enough of the self-deprecating humor.
We figure, Mr. Pinhead, that 50% of our brain is given over to the autonomous functions such as breathing, etc. and the other 90% is given over to higher brain functions such as figuring out percentages.
C. M. PRESS
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