
FIREWORKS, AGAIN
[Photo: Fireworks over Boston]As you may know, Costa Mesa is now embroiled in the annual argument of whether or not to allow fireworks booths in the city.
Those in favor say it helps various sports teams and is part of Costa Mesa's tradition.
Those opposed say it's dangerous and expensive for the taxpayers of the city.
We at the CM PRESS are pretty ambivalent about the whole thing.
We've had little fireworks displays with our kids every year, and even the safe and sane kind are bright enough and interesting enough to get ooohs and aaahs from new eyes.
However, we think back to when we were growing up in New England.
There, Independence Day is a big thing (or was when I was a kid) and most towns and cities have various types of municipal fireworks displays and events.
In Boston and Cambridge, it's traditional to sit along the Charles River, listen to the Boston Pops and watch the fireworks displays.
Some of the smaller towns outside of Boston will often have a bonfire, fireworks and a carnival all wrapped up into one event. And, maybe this might be a good model for Costa Mesa. If done right, the carnival will bring in money for the local youth sports events.
By the way, at the recent City Council study session when this issue was discussed, there were many references to one fairly major problem last year in which someone caused a fire by throwing smoldering fireworks in to a trash can, which then caught on fire.
There was no mention of the responsible person's name [whisper:Steve Smith of the Daily Pilot], but this was apparently a very rare occurrence.
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JUDGE ORDERS HOMESCHOOLED KIDS INTO GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS
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WE LISTEN IN AT A STAFF MEETING AT A NEWSPAPER
[A parody. See, we didn't really listen in. This could be any one of hundreds of newspapers. No wonder fewer and fewer people are reading the foul inky things.]
Comrade Leader: "Comrades. Readers are wondering why we don't publish racial/ethnic descriptions of outstanding violent and major crime suspects. Our attempts to fool people into thinking that crime is an equal opportunity employer are failing.
"How about calling in that bootlicker; you know, the guy with no gonads who looks as though he hasn't been in the sun for 30 years. Yeah, the guy who is always kissing up. That's right, that guy with the flabby muscles, slack jaw and maggot like flesh who has a sterile mind and well, you know has no generative properties at all. You know, the eunuch looking guy.Maybe he can praise us some more and that will fool people."
Comrade Follower: "But, Comrade Leader, nobody listens to the bootlicker. People think he's a loon with Walter Mitty fantasies of importance. For our part, we used to think he had an inferiority complex (among other complexes) but then it became clear he's just inferior."
Comrade Leader: "Well, okay, forget that loser. But, look, start putting in some racial/ethnic descriptions of non-white criminals from time to time to give us cover. Don't put in too many, just enough so we can deny that we're withholding important facts."
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A LITTLE BIRD TOLD US...
Although it is widely reported that Costa Mesa will lose about 5% of its sales tax revenue this year over last year because of the economy, some who watch such things now believe the actual number will be closer to 14%. Of course, this is still guessing (even though it's an informed guess) and according to the City Manager, the real numbers will be in any day now.
This information is important because it will determine just how deep the City will have to cut to balance the books.
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Those are our opinions. Thanks for reading them.


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