THE CM PRESS IMAGINES HOW STORIES ARE WRITTEN AT THE DAILY PILOT...
Editor to Daily Pilot reporters: "Remember, no matter what the story is about, I want you to work in quotes from Katrina Foley."
And, then...
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WATER DISCOVERED ON MARS--DAILY PILOT ASKS KATRINA FOLEY HER OPINION
Scientists revealed yesterday that they believe there may be liquid water on Mars.
When asked about this discovery, Costa Mesa Citycouncilperson Katrina Foley said that she thinks water is a good thing. "Why, we can drink it, and we can wash with it, and we can cook with it, and we can water our lawns with it, and we can...well, you know, do so many things with it. Yes, I think water is a good thing."
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SITUATION GOING POORLY IN IRAQ--DAILY PILOT GETS THE SCOOP FROM KATRINA FOLEY
Katrina Foley said today that she's ready to go to Iraq to negotiate to end the violence. "Violence is a bad thing," said Foley. "It's too, well, violent."
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Okay, you know the above are spoofs, but don't you see Foley being quoted in just about every story in the Pilot?
Aren't there five City Councilmembers? And, isn't she the least of the five in the sense that she's often the lone dissenting vote--as when the Council sent a letter to President Bush asking him to secure our border with Mexico and she voted against this?
And, didn't she just fail miserably in trying to get Bruce Garlich and Mike Scheafer elected to the City Council?
Why is Foley the Daily Pilot's go-to person most of the time? Hmmmm?
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