Thursday, August 27, 2009

CM PRESS # 794

TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH OF US...
North--Santa Ana--Man punched and robbed by several men in chocolate city this morning.
South--Newport Beach--No one punched and robbed again in vanilla city again today.

What's your opinion, do you think we should follow the almost daily Daily Pilot's lead on this and use their term for Newport Beach--"vanilla"?

If so, we'll also use the opposite term--"chocolate"--for Santa Ana.

Of course, the Pilot doesn't mind calling Newport the derisive term "vanilla," because that refers to white people and white culture, but the paper would never think of calling Santa Ana "chocolate." Lefties are so predictable. Whites bad. Browns good.

If you've been reading the CM PRESS for a while, you'll already know that there is very little violent crime in vanilla Newport Beach but almost daily violent crime incidents in chocolate Santa Ana.

How can this be? Does it have something to do with the flavors? Which city would you rather live in, vanilla city or chocolate city?
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LEFTY SMEARMEISTERS HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET GLENN BECK BOOTED OFF TV
The results are in! Beck's audience is growing and he went over 3 million viewers yesterday. Stupid lefty hate mongers, they never learn. LINK
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THE CM PRESS SPECULATED RECENTLY THAT NON-WHITES--ESPECIALLY LATINOS--SEEM TO DIE MORE FROM THE SWINE FLU THAN WHITES

Well...now there's a study that partly confirms this. Blacks and Latinos apparently need hospitalization four times more than whites when they get the swine flu because the disease is more serious in them. LINK

However, we think the researchers are mistaken in the article linked to above with their guess that there may not be a direct genetic component to this. No, we don't have any data about this, just instinct and some minor level of knowledge about genes and mutations.

Our hypothesis (which we did not originate) is that most whites have a resistance to the worst effects of the swine flu (and many other viral diseases as well); possibly because most whites now alive are the descendants of the survivors of various plagues that wiped out millions of Europeans centuries ago. Some of these survivors were probably just lucky, but many may have had certain mutations that protected them. Then, goes the hypothesis, those that survived, passed on their mutations to their children so that today, most white people have the mutations that protect them.

You may also recall that when Europeans first visited Central and South America, millions of natives died from germs carried by the Europeans while the Europeans didn't get sick from the germs they were carrying. Our guess is that this immunity may not have been the result of the Europeans having had the diseases and then recovering, and thereafter carrying the antibodies in their blood, but that they didn't get sick because they had the mutations we mentioned in the prior paragraph.
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CMPD DUI CHECKPOINT RESULTS

During the CMPD's DUI checkpoint at Wilson and Pomona last night, 570 vehicles drove through the checkpoint, 237 vehicles were stopped, and17 drivers were screened for driving under the influence. One driver was arrested for DUI and one driver was arrested for possession of marijuana for sales. In addition, 5 drivers were cited for no licenses and 1 for driving on a suspended license. A total of 12 citations were issued for miscellaneous vehicle code violations and 7 vehicles were impounded.

The next DUI checkpoint will be on September 1. No location given yet.
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GENOCIDE IS GENOCIDE
Israel's Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, missed an opportunity the other day to point out that you don't need guns to wipe out another distinct people. That's the old fashioned and sloppy way of doing things and if you do it you might get charged with crimes against humanity. LINK

Today, with fast mass transportation and the madness of this age, all you really have to do is swamp another nation with your people and genocide will occur naturally. Soon, you'll be able to vote out the natives and take over their land.

We know that Netanyahu is aware of this, because that's what many Israelis fear will happen to Israel.

Perhaps he didn't want to bring it up because it would give lefties more ammunition to paint Israel as a racist apartheid state that is trying to keep Arabs out of the country while keeping those already in the country as second class citizens.
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ENEMY GO ROUND
I once acted in a play in NYC called Enemy Go Round that was about the absurdity of war and how yesterday's friends were today's enemies who then reverted to being tomorrow's friends once again in a never ending cycle. The only constant was that fat old men kept pushing the same patriotic psychological buttons to manipulate the hoi polloi to send their kids to die for the fat old men.

We see much of that sort of thing coming from neocons right now. Rush Limbaugh--big patriot--was never in the military. Seems to treat wars as though they're football games. Sean Hannity--big patriot--was never in the military. Likes to have closeups on his misty eyes for his TV audience as he acts like a super patriot.
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SAME LIES TOLD ABOUT VIETNAM BEING RECYCLED FOR AFGHANISTAN
Maybe the Obamatics think a new generation won't remember the old lies? And maybe they believe that so long as they don't have a draft, the American people will remain docile and stupid about this needless war? Maybe they're right. LINK
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UBERLIBERAL FEINGOLD JUMPS OFF OBAMA'S SINKING SHIP
LINK
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LEGAL DEFINITION OF HATE SPEECH
Speech not protected by the First Amendment, because it is intended to foster hatred against individuals or groups based on race, religion, gender, sexual preference, place of national origin, or other improper classification. LINK
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LEFTY DEM LOON VANDALIZES DEM HQ TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE OBAMACARE OPPONENTS DID IT
Gets caught. LINK
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

CM PRESS # 793

TED LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR IMMIGRATION MESS
LINK
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WHAT WE CALL OURSELVES
LINK
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OBAMA PENTAGON PROFILING REPORTERS AND TRYING TO MANIPULATE THEM TO WRITE POSITIVE STORIES--LINK
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" I WAS 12 WHEN I WAS SENT TO GUANTANAMO"
Idiot Bush administration had little respect for human rights. Obama following suit. LINK
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WHERE DOES WHITE SKIN COME FROM?
Some alternate ideas to the Vitamin D hypothesis. LINK
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WAIT A MINUTE...

Brady Rhoades implies that the almost daily Daily Pilot doesn't have enough stories about Latinos in the paper (see offensive code talk story below), but here are two such stories that are in the paper today:

MEN BOOKED AFTER SODA ROBBERY (About two Latinos) LINK

ATTACK SUSPECTS TO APPEAR IN COURT (About two more Latinos) LINK

Maybe Brady doesn't read the almost daily Daily Pilot. You can't blame him. Not many of the actual citizens of Newport-Mesa read it either.
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DAILY PILOT USING OFFENSIVE ANTI-WHITE CODE TALK ?

(Photo is not of Brady Rhoades. It's Pee Wee Herman. Honest.)

Brady Rhoades, the editor of the almost daily Daily Pilot, has a blog today (HERE) in which he wants you to know that it's not his fault that the writers at the paper are "monochromatic" (In this context, doesn't he really mean that they are too "white"?).

Happened before he took charge, he says. Too many white people snuck through the darn door under the old regime, apparently. (Hmmm. [Eyes narrow to slits.]Makes you wonder about the hidden motives of the old regime, doesn't it? Why did they let all those white people in? Hmmm.)
And doggone it, it's just so hard for the too-white reporters to find diversity in "very vanilla Newport Beach." (Unless you've been off planet, you understand that "vanilla"is often a derisive term for white people and white cultural and societal norms.)

Never fear, though, Brady has urged his reporters to try hard to find that diversity and, by golly, he's looking for a Latino (read, a brown person) to write a column about Latino life and especially on the Westside of Costa Mesa.

Drill down to what Rhoades is really writing, overlook his sidestepping plausible deniability semantics, and then substitute a few terms based less on dictionary definitions and more on the way terms are actually used in our society and then change the city to see if Rhoades' blog passes the sniff test: The reporters at the paper are too "brown" and it's difficult to find white people in "very chocolate" Santa Ana.

But, maybe we have it wrong. What say you?

Please don't waste your time writing that what Rhoades wrote is fine because the antonym of monochromatic is polychromatic or because he threw in "minorities,* gays, you name it," as what he seeks in diversity. The terms Rhoades uses have street meanings just as "sick" means "good" in current street parlance and in certain contexts.

One last thing. If Rhoades has to look so hard to find diversity in Newport-Mesa, maybe the type of diversity he wants just isn't a major factor here and maybe he'd be happier working for a newspaper in less monochromatic and less vanilla Fullerton where he lives. Or, he can always try Watts.
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*We're also getting fed up with the use of the term "minorities" to refer to non-whites. Whites are the minority on this dark planet. Only about 10% of all humans are white.
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TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH OF US...
North--Santa Ana--Man attacked and stabbed by six invisible men on Monday in non-vanilla city. LINK
South--Newport Beach--No one attacked or stabbed again on Monday in very vanilla city.
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

CM PRESS # 792

NEWPORT TERRACE RESIDENTS WANT COSTA MESA TO PAY TO KEEP HOMELESS PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD (LINK)

Hey, wait a minute! Didn't we just read a story about phonies Van Tran and Katrina Foley letting the homeless people know they're welcome over on the Westside by serving them pancakes? LINK

Maybe the Newport Terrace folks should bill Van Tran and Foley for helping keep the Westside as our very own skid row.

Say, let's see if we can figure out how this works. If we see a lone pigeon on the sidewalk, the way to make him go away is to give him food. Right? Is that how it works in Van Tran and Foley's alternate lefty universe?

As you know, and by contrast, in our regular universe if you feed that lone pigeon, you'll soon have a whole flock of homeless peopl...er..pigeons.

As we've written before, goody two shoes Van Tran should practice his phony publicity seeking compassion in Westminster where he lives and Foley should do the same thing in Mesa del Mar where she lives.
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VITALI KLITSCHKO DEFENDS AGAINST CHRIS ARREOLA SEPT. 26, STAPLES CENTER
The smart money is on Klitschko. Expect a knockout. Both are sluggers. LINK
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MARTHA'S VINEYARD RESIDENT DEAD OF SWINE FLU
As seems to be the case with many of the deaths, this man was not of European descent, but was from Brazil. Can it be that many Europeans and European descended people have a natural protection against the most dangerous aspects of this flu and recover unless they have underlying medical problems? LINK
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GLENN BECK GOES AFTER LEFTY BLACK RADICAL OBAMATIC WHO WENT AFTER BECK

Another sign that the right is rising. Beck's program is gaining viewers after Obama's lefty pal organized a boycott. LINK More HERE.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

CM PRESS # 791

DUI CHECKPOINT THIS WEDNESDAY
The Costa Mesa Police Department will be conducting a sobriety / driver license checkpoint on Wednesday, August 26, 2009, from 6:00 p.m. to 12:00 a.m. The checkpoint will be located westbound Wilson Street, at Pomona Avenue. In addition to law breakers, the checkpoint is to bring about awareness to the dangers of driving under the influence of alcohol and/or without a valid driver's license.
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CM GOVERNMENT SAYS IT WANTS YOUR INPUT

Here's the CM PRESS input: Use the money to raze the slums and turn them into much needed pocket parks.

Costa Mesa, California - "Community Needs Input Meeting" Scheduled

As a recipient of Federal funds from the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, the City of Costa Mesa has initiated the process to prepare a five-year housing and community needs strategic plan.

In order obtain the input of community residents, businesses and other stakeholders, a Community Needs Input Meeting will be held on Thursday, September 10, 2009. This meeting will be held at Triangle Square, 1870 Harbor Boulevard, Suite A. The meeting will begin at 6:30 p.m. The public is encouraged to attend.

For additional information, please contact HCD Consultant Mike Linares at (714) 754-5678.
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SWEDISH NEWSPAPER SAYS ISRAELIS STEAL BODY ORGANS FROM PALESTINIANS THAT THEY KILL.
(Never pay retail for a kidney.)

Israel not happy about story. LINK

But, could this be related to a story last month about some U.S. rabbis being arrested for selling body organs? LINK
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INVISIBLE MEN ROB CARWASH AT BAKER/FAIRVIEW
LINK to OC Register article that fails to tell readers the race/ethnicity of perps.
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OC REGISTER TO LAY OFF ANOTHER 62 EMPLOYEES
The ever shrinking OC Register. Maybe if the paper would report all the news instead of hiding race/ethnicity in crime stories, more people would read the inky stinky thing. LINK
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Sunday, August 23, 2009

CM PRESS # 790

CalPERS says pension payouts unsustainable
LINK
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TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH OF US...
North--Santa Ana--Two teen brothers stabbed. LINK
South--Newport Beach--No teen brothers stabbed again today.
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AN EMAIL FROM MONTANA ON OBAMA'S STAGED EVENT

The CM PRESS received the following (everything below in italics) this morning and we pass it on as received:


Well folks, I just received the following via email from my cousin's wife. She sent it to all on her mail list. They live in Bozeman , Montana .. The only thing I've changed in the email is my cousin's name, for the sake of privacy. My cousin was a Navy pilot. He then flew commercial jets until his retirement. He still flies his own plane and is very involved with the airport operations near their home. He is one of the most patriotic people I know, AND both he and his wife hold themselves to the highest standards of integrity. The following email describes their experience at Obama's "town hall" meeting in Montana ....

Quote:

Hello All,

By now you have probably heard that President Obama came to Montana last Friday. However, there are many things that the major news has not covered. I feel that since Joe and I live here and we were at the airport on Friday I should share some facts with you. Whatever you decide to do with the information is up to you. If you chose to share this email with others I do ask that you DELETE my email address before you forward this on..

On Wednesday, August 5th it was announced locally that the President would be coming here. There are many groups here that are against his healthcare and huge spending so those groups began talking and deciding on what they were going to do. The White House would not release ANY details other than the date.

On about Tuesday Joe found out that they would be holding the "Town Hall" at the airport. (This is only because Joe knows EVERYONE at the airport) Our airport is actually located outside of Belgrade (tiny town) in a very remote location. Nothing is around there. They chose to use a hangar that is the most remotely located hangar. You could not pick a more remote location, and you can not get to it easily. It is totally secluded from the public.
FYI: We have many areas in Belgrade and Bozeman which could have held a large amount of folks with sufficient parking. (gymnasiums/auditoriums). All of which have chairs and tables, and would not have to be SHIPPED IN!! $$$$$
During the week, cargo by the TONS was being shipped in constantly. Airport employees could not believe how it just kept coming. Though it was our President coming several expressed how excessive it was, especially during a recession. $$$$$

Late Tuesday/early Wednesday the 12th, they said that tickets would be handed out on Thursday 9am at two locations and the president would be arriving around 12:30 Friday.

Thursday morning about 600 tickets were passed out. However, 1500 were printed at a Local printing shop per White House request. Hmmmm.......900 tickets just DISAPPEARED.
This same morning someone called into the radio from the local UPS branch and said that THOUSANDS of Dollars of Lobster were shipped in for Obama. Montana has some of the best beef in the nation!!! And it would have been really wonderful to help out the local economy. Anyone heard of the Recession?? Just think...with all of the traveling the White House is doing. $$$$$ One can only imagine what else we are paying for.

On Friday Joe and I got out to the airport about 10:45am. The groups that wanted to protest Obama's spending and healthcare had gotten a permit to protest and that area was roped off. But that was not to be. A large bus carrying SEIU (Service Employees International Union) members drove up onto the area (illegal)and unloaded right there. It was quite a commotion and there were specifically 2 SEIU men trying to make trouble and start a fight. Police did get involved and arrested the one man but they said they did not have the manpower to remove the SEIU crowd.
The SEIU crowd was very organized and young. About 99% were under the age of 30 and they were not locals! They had bullhorns and PROFESSIONALLY made signs. Some even wore preprinted T-shirts. Oh, and Planned Parenthood folks were with them.....professing abortion rights with their T-shirts and preprinted signs. (BTW, all these folks did have a permit to protest in ANOTHER area)

Those against healthcare/spending moved away from the SEIU crowd to avoid confrontation. They were orderly and respectful. Even though SEIU kept coming over and walking through, continuing to be very intimidating and aggressive at the direction of the one SEIU man.

So we had Montana folks from ALL OVER the state with their homemade signs and their DOGS with homemade signs. We had cowboys, nurses, doctors you name it. There was even a guy from Texas who had been driving through. He found out about the occasion, went to the store, made a sign, and came to protest.

If you are wondering about the press.....Well, all of the major networks were over by that remote hangar I mentioned. They were conveniently parked on the other side of the buildings FAR away. None of these crowds were even visible to them. I have my doubts that they knew anything about the crowds.
We did have some local news media around us from this state and Idaho . Speaking of the local media...they were invited. However, all questions were to be turned into the White House in advance of the event. Wouldn't want anyone to have to think off the top of their head.

It was very obvious that it was meant to be totally controlled by the White House. Everything was orchestrated down to the last detail to make it appear that Montana is just crazy for Obama and government healthcare. Even those people that talked about their insurance woes........the White House called our local HRDC (Human Resource and Development Committee) and asked for names. Then the White House asked those folks to come. Smoke and mirrors...EVERYTHING was staged!!!!!!!!!!!

I am very dismayed about what I learned about our current White House. The amount of control and manipulation was unbelievable. I felt I was not living in the United States of America , more like the USSR !! I was physically nauseous. Joe and I have been around when Presidents or Heads of State visit.. It has NEVER been like this. I am truly very frightened for our country. America needs your prayers and your voices. If you care about our country please get involved. Know the issues. And let Congress hear your voices again and again!! If they are willing to put forth so much effort to BULLY a small town one can only imagine what is going on in Washington DC . Scary!!

Bozeman , Montana
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TWO PUBLICITY SEEKING PHONIES 'HELP' THE HUNGRY AND HELP KEEP THE WESTSIDE AS CM'S SKID ROW

Van Tran and Katrina Foley jumped in front of the cameras on the Westside the other day to flip a few pancakes and to show how compassionate they are. (All hold hands and sing Kumbaya.)

Hey, Van Tran, why don't you flip pancakes for the hungry in Westminster where you live? Foley, why don't you do the same in Mesa del Mar where you live? You two are just helping the Westside remain as Costa Mesa's skid row with your magnet-like activities. LINK
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Saturday, August 22, 2009

CM PRESS # 789

U.S. MFG. JOBS DROP BELOW 9% OF WORKFORCE FOR FIRST TIME
We're not making much in this country. LINK
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TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH OF US...

North--Santa Ana--Teen girls raising money for cancer are robbed by Latinos. LINK
South--Newport Beach--No Teen girls were robbed again today.
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RACE, EVOLUTION, AND BEHAVIOR
by Professor J. Philippe Rushton
Download by clicking HERE.
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ALL THE WINNERS IN A RECENT TRACK EVENT IN EUROPE WERE BLACK
One English writer tries to explain it by saying it may have something to do with the footwear or the track, or...gulp...(psst, whisper, whisper he finally opines that, golly, it may have something to do with genes and race.) LINK So much for the PC nonsense about race just being a social construct. Genes R' Us, and the sooner people understand this, the better it will be for open discussions on race and related matters.
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GLEN BECK CONNECTS THE DOTS ON THE APOLLO ALLIANCE
LINK Lead story on American Patrol site. Fast moving content.
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Friday, August 21, 2009

CM PRESS # 788

SHARED GENES AND ETHNONATIONALISM
LINK
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ADDRESS VERIFICATION RESULTS AT INDIVIDUAL SCHOOLS

The CM PRESS recently made a public information request to the NMUSD for details on how many students the district has lost as a result of students not being able to prove they live in the district.

Here's the response we received from Laura Boss at the NMUSD:

Please find the attached spreadsheet with the enrollment #’s you requested relative to address verification. The attached chart reflects enrollment as of June 2009 and currently enrolled students as of August 10, 2009. All enrollees have gone through the address verification process which continues daily both at the school sites and at the Student Services office.

We are currently approximately 900 students below our enrollment from June 2009. This is due to a number of factors including the Davis transition, the addition of grade levels being added at Costa Mesa feeder schools, and the ongoing address verification process.


SCHOOL 2009 June/ 14-Aug
ADAMS 525/ 431
ANDERSEN 488/ 464
CALIFORNIA 410/ 388
COLLEGE PARK 510/ 522
DAVIS 370/ 449
EASTBLUFF 369/ 316
HARBORVIEW 417/ 395
KAISER 655/ 586
KILLYBROOKE 428/ 344
LINCOLN 618/ 584
MARINERS 712/ 714
NEWPORT COAST 713/ 713
NEWPORT EL 410/ 397
NEWPORT HTS 573/ 563
PAULARINO 373/ 352
POMONA 407/ 419
REA 716/ 477
SONORA 483/ 499
VICTORIA 435/ 387
WHITTIER 648/664
WILSON 590/ 558
WOODLAND 472/ 426
CDM Middle 732/ 727
CM Middle 649/ 538
ENSIGN 1111/ 1036
TEWINKLE 654/ 665
CRC 66/ 0
CORONA DEL MAR 1487/ 1559
COSTA MESA 1093/ 1087
ESTANCIA 1264/ 1231
NEWPORT HARB. 2323/ 2354
BACK BAY 157/ 83
MIDDLE COLLEGE 77/ 33
EARLY COLLEGE 186/ 251
IND STUDY 56/ 37

GRAND TOTALS 21177/ 20249
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SO HOW'S THE DEINDUSTRIALIZATION OF CALIFORNIA GOING FOR YOU?

Unemployment now at 11.9% in the less than Golden State. LINK

Too many naifs bought all the talk back in the '80's about how we could send all our factories to other countries and California would be one big garden populated by former factory workers who had retrained to be bankers, etc.

The reality is that wealth is created when you make or grow something. Middlemen, agents and paper pushers perform valuable functions, but all they're doing is taking a cut off what someone else made or grew. Remove the makers and growers from the equation and all you have left are the middlemen, agents and various paper pushers who will soon find themselves out of work.
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GANG GRAFFITI IN MESA NORTH THIS MORNING

Unless the slums are removed, the gangs will always have safe harbors and habitats.

The graffiti is not the problem. It is just a symptom of the problem. Without the Fillmore slum, Mesa North would be one of the nicest neighborhoods in Costa Mesa. With the Fillmore slum, it will never improve.
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Thursday, August 20, 2009

CM PRESS # 787

IN N.H., 700 OF 796 STIMULUS JOBS ARE JUST THE RETENTION OF STATE WORKERS IN THEIR OLD JOBS
LINK
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ILLEGAL ALIENS TRUMP VETERANS AT U.S. MEDICAL OFFICES
LINK
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TED KENNEDY CONCERNED ABOUT HIS SUCCESSOR
Hey Teddy, no problem. Just go into any bar in South Boston and grab the first drunk you see. Job done. LINK
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TRIAL UNDERWAY FOR BLACKS WHO TORTURED AND MURDERED YOUNG WHITE COUPLE
Set man on fire, repeatedly raped his girlfriend, doused her with bleach before killing her. Didn't read much about this atrocity in the lefty main stream press, did you? Instead, you were treated to emotional "hate-crime" stories where a white person may have yelled at a black after a traffic altercation or some such nonsense. LINK
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FROM THE LHC
Sectors 12, 78,56 are now near operational temperature. Sector 34, is the only one still at room temperature. Staff is replacing some flexible vacuum hoses that appear prone to develop leaks at very low temperatures with rigid ones, so parts of some sectors may be warmed up again. LINK
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DOWN AT THE DMV AND OBAMACARE CENTER

In walks one liberal gentleman who is in his mid or late 80's, by the name of Joe Bell, who pens a column for the lefty almost daily Daily Pilot in Newport-Mesa. He is bleeding from a cut on his arm (also from his bleeding liberal heart).

JB: I'm here...

Clerk: Take a seat.

JB: But...

Clerk: I said, take a seat.

JB: Okay.

(An hour passes.)

Clerk: You over there. What's your number?

JB: (Walks to counter.) I have this...

Clerk: Where's your number?

JB: Number?

Clerk: Yes, you were supposed to take a number when you came in.

JB: But, I didn't know that.

Clerk: Sorry Sir, please go take a number and wait until it's called.

(Several hours later, JB's number is called.)

Clerk: Are you here for a driver's license or for medical care?

JB: (Now faint from blood loss.) I don't remember...ah driver's license I think.

Clerk: New or renewal?

JB: Ah, renewal I think.

Clerk: Let me see your present license. (JB hands it to him.) Sir, you're more than eighty years old. That's too old to drive and you seem to be confused. I have to confiscate your driver's license.

JB: Confused? Oh, wait. Now I remember, I came here for this gash on my arm. I'm just a little light headed because of blood loss.

Clerk: Sir, you distinctly told me that you were here for a driver's license, not medical care. You'll have to go wait in that other line.

(Several hours pass.)

Clerk: Number 3,459.

JB: (Now punch drunk from loss of blood.) Yesh, Ise dat noomber youse jest called.

Clerk: Okay, Sir, what is your medical problem?

JB: Ise can't remem...ah, oh, yeah, I'm...bleating..

Clerk: Bleating?

JB: Yes, bleating...bleating, from my...

Clerk: Well, Sir, I'm afraid because of your age, we can't afford to give you a bandaid. We need to save those for illegal immigrants who are younger. Please go through that door over there marked "Soylent Green."

THE END

[Speaking of bleating, and as you might expect, Joe Bell has a different take on this HERE.]
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

CM PRESS #786

HEY CITY COUNCIL, WANT TO CUT NUMBER OF FIREFIGHTERS BUT FEEL TRAPPED BY PHONY STAFFING REQUIREMENTS?
Consider closing at least one fire station. Firefighters don't like it? Let them all quit, and watch as hundreds of people line up to fill their cushy jobs.

Want to read some arrogant comments from firefighters who hide behind anonymous screen names? LINK
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CRIME SO BAD THAT CITY WANTS CURFEW ON ADULTS
Welcome to the multi-culti nightmare that America has become. LINK
Patterson is 87.6% non-white. LINK
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JOHN MCCRAZY BACKS SENDING MORE TROOPS TO AFGHANISTAN
Failed prez candidate a big warmonger. LINK
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OBAMA ADMINISTRATION FLIP FLOPPING
Lefties upset about reports that public option may be removed. LINK
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HUNDREDS HURT IN BAGHDAD
Idiot Obama making same mistakes as idiot Bush. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Iraq was/is a meaningless war that is not in our interests. When we leave, it will become an Islamic republic that really will be our enemy. We blundered in on lies and killed the only man who was keeping Iraq secular and relatively peaceful--Saddam Hussein. LINK
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

CM PRESS # 785

VOGUE MODEL WINS RIGHT TO UNMASK BLOGGER SO SHE CAN SUE HIM FOR DEFAMATION
Case may have major implications as many cowardly smearmeisters lose their cover and get sued by their victims. LINK
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CHICKEN UNDERGROUND GROWING
Urban farming catching on. LINK

POPULIST RIGHT RISING SAYS PAT BUCHANAN
Obama and the looney left losing the American people. LINK
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WATCH THE SKIES!
Building block of life found on comet. LINK
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REMEMBER THAT MISSING RUSSIAN SHIP THAT WE REPORTED ON?
It's been found. LINK
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Monday, August 17, 2009

CM PRESS # 784

CONSERVATIVES NOW OUTNUMBER LIBS IN ALL 50 STATES: GALLUP
And, their numbers are increasing. Thanks go to Obama and the nutcake lib pols. LINK
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WE WONDER IF DON LAMM REGRETS TAKING THE GIG AS CITY MANAGER OF WESTMINSTER
Seems to be a lot of trouble with Vietnamese Councilmembers and one Vietnamese State Assemblyman. LINK
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LEFTY NUTCAKE DEAN WANTS OBAMA TO KEEP PUBLIC OPTION
LINK
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OBAMA CHEAPENS CITIZENSHIP
For the first time, the Census won't ask if people are citizens. If it's a warm body in the U.S. it'll be counted. Scroll about half way down in the transcript for more. LINK
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A TALE OF TWO CITIES--SANTA AND AND COSTA MESA
While Santa Ana continues moving to revitalize run down neighborhoods by using eminent domain, Costa Mesa continues with its free-market approach to the Westside. LINK

Costa Mesa's approach is right for our city (if done right), given the fact that the Westside is ocean close. This makes the present industrial land much more valuable for homes. However, the City Council has to understand that "free-market" doesn't mean that the local government should do nothing to prime the pump of change.

Indeed, the Council and the municipal government should be actively reaching out to small lot developers and coming up with creative incentives to get them to open their wallets in this down economy and take the risk of putting in some lofts and homes on the bluffs.

Of course, the Council and staff will tell you that they are reaching out. However, as far as we can
tell, their reaching out is anemic and not at all robust.
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AFGHANISTAN BECOMING OBAMA'S VIETNAM
A meaningless war that just kills people. LINK
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ISRAEL'S SCI AND TECH MINISTER: "SOME OF OBAMA'S POLICIES BORDERLINE ANTI-SEMITIC"
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