CM PRESS # 233

LOCAL AND ABOVE THE FOLD...

MAN IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER BEING ATTACKED BY 3 ON BAKER STREET NEAR JEFFREY

No racial/ethnic description of the victim or the attackers.  The CM PRESS couldn't find anything about this on the CMPD crime report (which seems to be useless the way it is run).

Wouldn't you like to know more for your safety and the safety of your loved ones?
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Karin Ahlf seems obsessed with me.

Karin Ahlf

Over on the Costa Mesa face book page where the haters congregate, Ahlf was losing an argument with her constant stream of childish nothings that is akin to "Why is the sky blue, daddy, huh, huh, huh? and "I know I am, but what are you?"--so she threw in my name in at least three different ignorant posts.

The fact is I have never commented on that face book page and I'm not a member.  I had nothing at all to do with the topic being discussed. Zero. Throwing in my name was completely out of left field and a low I.Q. attempt at distraction.    

If you want a chuckle, go to that face book page and read Ahlf's constant silly comments.
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THE CM PRESS REVERSE ENGINEERS UFO HALAL GUYS SECRET WHITE SAUCE

We checked the Internet and found a number of different posts that claimed they were copy cats of the Halal Guys Secret White sauce. We tried several and found them wanting.

Finally, we came upon one that was almost there.

We made some changes and we think we have a pretty good copy cat.

Here it is, with some tips on where to get the ingredients etc.

You'll note that this one is dairy free.  We think it's pretty close.

Those who say the Halal Guys Secret White Sauce seems like ranch dressing must have insensitive palates.  It isn't.  It has subtle flavors that are bright and sharp and the mouth feel is different, as you will note if you try this copy cat recipe.

This makes almost  one full squeeze bottle of the sauce.

1 Cup Best Mayonnaise *

1/4 cup water

2 T lemon juice

1/4  t ground sumac

1/4 t ground caraway

1/4 t ground cardamon

1/8 t ground turmeric

1/8 t ground black pepper (add more or less if you like)


*Some suggest Miracle Whip, but that didn't work in our experiments.  Others suggest using a whole yolk mayonnaise, but we haven't tried that yet.  If you want to try whole yolk mayonnaise you can buy Kewpie at Japanese markets (like the one on Harbor and Baker).

DIRECTIONS

1.  Mix mayonnaise, water, lemon juice together until smooth.
2.  Add the rest of the ingredients and mix thoroughly. Make sure all is blended well.
3.  Put in plastic squeeze bottle and store in refrigerator.
4.  Use plenty and put over everything.

SUPPLIES

See through squeeze bottles--WalMart about $1.00
Sumac--Cost Plus across from South Coast Plaza--$2.99. Mother's Market also has in Spicely brand.
Ground Caraway--We couldn't find any caraway seeds already ground so we used a mortar and pestle. Coffee/spice grinders (about $15,00 +- from Target, et al. might be better).
The rest--at any grocery store.

We also have a recipe for rice that is pretty close to what the Halal Guys serve, and we'll post that later.

Our attempts to copy cat their beef are missing the mark, so we'll keep trying, and we haven't even tried to copy cat their chicken yet. If the lines ever go away we'll try some more to see if we can identify the spices.  In the beef it's not so much what the spices are, we think we've got them pretty much right, but it's the quantities and method.  We know they must be using allspice, but too much overpowers everything else; unless you let the cooked beef sit overnight, so...?  We'll keep trying.
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THE BIGGER STUFF...

TRUMP'S FACEBOOK PAGE HERE
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MAGIC NEGRO BEN CARSON--THE BLACK GUY THE CUCKSERVATIVE GOP WIMPS WANT TO PUT IN THE WINDOW TO PROVE THEY'RE COLOR BLIND--SEEMS TO HAVE MADE UP A LOT OF STUFF ABOUT HIMSELF AND KEEPS GETTING CAUGHT

Affirmative actioned into medicine.  Now, the cuckservatives are twisting themselves into pretzels to try to keep him in the window as the other side of the Obama coin.  "See, you Democrats have Obama to prove you're not racist, now we have Carson. Nah, nah, nah."
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BLACK COPS CHARGED WITH MURDERING 6-YEAR-OLD WHITE BOY

Whites are being attacked and killed at astounding rates. And, some self-hating Whites actually side with the non-White attackers of Whites. Spit!
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TOM WAITS--MAKE IT RAIN

Video (4:11 min.)
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ACADEMIA'S NEW DEFINITION OF "WHITE SUPREMACY"

This column is a little choppy and the best lines are walked on, but basically what it says is that if you are White, you are a White Supremacist.  And, that even includes you self-hating Whites who genuflect before all non-Whites.

You have the White skin?  That means you have the White sin!

Catching on yet, Whitey?  They're coming for you even if you hate yourself and other Whites.
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