Wednesday, January 9, 2008

CM PRESS # 270


DEEP IN THE IMPROVER CAVE BELOW THE WESTSIDE BLUFFS

Improvers fire up their super secret electric computing machines and lie detectors in preparation for the Costa Mesa City Council election.

These cleverly designed machines are powered by the hot air put out by obstructionists who are trying to stop the Westside from being improved.

And, there's plenty of hot air:

"Oh, we want the Westside improved...but, but, but...we think 60 acres of industrial buildings on ocean close and ocean view bluffs is improvement."

"Oh, we want the Westside improved...but, but, but...we think having many charities on the Westside is improvement and we don't think people who use charity services flock to be near those charities."

"Oh, we want the Westside improved...but, but, but... the City government shouldn't try to encourage the building of homes on ocean close bluffs...why, that's un-American."

"Oh, we want the Westside improved...but, but, but...we support those Councilmembers who believe in a free market economy and who won't actually do anything to improve the city."

"Oh, we want the Westside improved...but, but, but...we don't think anyone should do anything about the slums."
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